Friday funnies to share:
I finally reached the “I remember when petrol was cheap” stage of life.
Shame I can’t remember where I parked the car.
My doctor said I need more exercise.
So I spent the morning resisting the urge to nap.
That counts as resistance training, right?
I opened the fridge and forgot what I wanted.
So I stood there until I remembered.
Now I’m cold, but at least I have cheese.
I tried to do a squat today.
My knees laughed.
My back cried.
I decided to sit down instead.
Yo... moreFriday funnies to share:
I finally reached the “I remember when petrol was cheap” stage of life.
Shame I can’t remember where I parked the car.
My doctor said I need more exercise.
So I spent the morning resisting the urge to nap.
That counts as resistance training, right?
I opened the fridge and forgot what I wanted.
So I stood there until I remembered.
Now I’m cold, but at least I have cheese.
I tried to do a squat today.
My knees laughed.
My back cried.
I decided to sit down instead.
You know you’re getting older when your back goes out more than you do.
