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Admin SM
on December 12 2025 at 01:39 PM
Friday Funny #1

I finally reached the “I remember when petrol was cheap” stage of life.
Shame I can’t remember where I parked the car.

Friday Funny #2

My doctor said I need more exercise.
So I spent the morning resisting the urge to nap.
That counts as resistance training, right?

Friday Funny #3

I opened the fridge and forgot what I wanted.
So I stood there until I remembered.
Now I’m cold, but at least I have cheese.

Friday Funny #4

I tried to do a squat today.
My knees laughed.
M...  more
Friday Funny #1

I finally reached the “I remember when petrol was cheap” stage of life.
Shame I can’t remember where I parked the car.

Friday Funny #2

My doctor said I need more exercise.
So I spent the morning resisting the urge to nap.
That counts as resistance training, right?

Friday Funny #3

I opened the fridge and forgot what I wanted.
So I stood there until I remembered.
Now I’m cold, but at least I have cheese.

Friday Funny #4

I tried to do a squat today.
My knees laughed.
My back cried.
I decided to sit down instead.

Friday Funny #5

You know you’re getting older when your back goes out more than you do.  
Admin SM
on December 12 2025 at 01:40 PM
Friday funnies to share:

I finally reached the “I remember when petrol was cheap” stage of life.
Shame I can’t remember where I parked the car.

My doctor said I need more exercise.
So I spent the morning resisting the urge to nap.
That counts as resistance training, right?

I opened the fridge and forgot what I wanted.
So I stood there until I remembered.
Now I’m cold, but at least I have cheese.

I tried to do a squat today.
My knees laughed.
My back cried.
I decided to sit down instead.

Yo...  more
Friday funnies to share:

I finally reached the “I remember when petrol was cheap” stage of life.
Shame I can’t remember where I parked the car.

My doctor said I need more exercise.
So I spent the morning resisting the urge to nap.
That counts as resistance training, right?

I opened the fridge and forgot what I wanted.
So I stood there until I remembered.
Now I’m cold, but at least I have cheese.

I tried to do a squat today.
My knees laughed.
My back cried.
I decided to sit down instead.

You know you’re getting older when your back goes out more than you do.  
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